Why does the Ham rock and suck all at the same time??

First let me say I had a blast at the MTV Video Music Awards in Miami. I didn't actually go to the awards (it takes like 6 hours to film BORING!!!) but hanging out in Miami with Lee (the signif other)at Hotel MTV and the beach was awesome!!!

NOW...on to the topic of the day: I hate Birmingham, and yet I love Birmingham. There are no opportunities for performers here, so I have to have stupid survival jobs that I hate and then the opportunities that do come along, kinda suck too. I'm tired of stupid, redneck, closed-minded people, and almost all of my friends have moved on to greener pastures. Even Lee is moving to LA!!!! So that's it Birmingham, I'm leaving you. I've given you chance after chance to change your ways, but you just won't. Where am I going? I don't know. When am I going? I....don't know. How will I get there? I....don't know. How will I be able to afford a place to stay and food to eat? I don't know, but I'll figure it out!!!!

So, I've been seeing this guy Lee now for about a month and a half, and (like I said before) he has been given this awesome job out in LA LA land. He is a really nice guy, a little distracted (understandably) but nice. His cell phone drives me crazy, he spends about 85% of his time with that damn phone attached to his ear, but all in all, he makes me smile. It figures, I meet a nice guy, and he moves across the country. I think someone is trying to tell me something. When everyone you know your age picks up and moves several states away, there must be something wrong with where you live.

OH!!! and what's the deal with people saying that we should plow over New Orleans? That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of, and I had better never hear of this nonsense again. Jerks!!!